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Deep Thoughts
WHAT IS "NATURE?"
It comes from the Latin word, natura, which means "things born."
Things NOT created by humans are called "natural."
Things which are made by humans are called "artificial."
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Jokes & Facts
( Updated Bi-Monthly )Joke #1 of 2
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Not What You Say But How You Say It
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet
rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes
over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that
he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she
begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face
with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me? - I need to speak to him." she says,
running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is
there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues
huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper
in the ladies room!"
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The Endangered Species
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A hillbilly was in court, charged with killing and eating a white
spotted owl, which is on the endangered species list.
"Your honor, I didn't know. I have 5 kids and we were hungry."
A compassionate man, the judge let him go, if he promised never to do
it again. On the way out of the courtroom, the judge asked, out of
curiosity, what a white spotted owl tasted like. "Well, judge, its
kind of like a cross between a bald eagle and a condor!"
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Interesting Facts
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In case you didn't know...
How To Beat Jet Lag
Trouble getting completely horizontal is one reason
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What is a "Piker"?
In the early nineteenth century, especially in the United States, turnpikes were being built everywhere as part of a revolution in transportation. Since it was not yet common for government to build such improvements, private companies often constructed them. Naturally, they did it for a profit, which they got by charging tolls on vehicles using their road. But if you were on foot, you didn't have to pay. People who walked from town to town to save the toll money were called
'pikers,' from the word "turnpike."
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One sign of rain that farmers once searched for was for their pigs to pick up sticks and walk around with them in their mouths
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Plaster of Paris is naturally fire retardant. At about 600 degrees Farenheit the chemical water that is stored in it is released. That is why walls are often sweaty after a fire.
Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder gap at the rear of the barrel
Soldiers, from every country, salute with
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There is no rice in rice paper
Tibetans, Mongolians, and people in parts of western China put salt in their tea instead of sugar
When the Hoovers did not want to be overheard by White House guests, they spoke to each other in Chinese
Windmills always turn counter-clockwise--except for the windmills in Ireland
A 60-minute cassette contains 565 feet of tape
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge
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